— Me, after mouthing to my mom NOT to let her watch it. (via shelapse)
— My dad (via shelapse)
My boyfriend’s little sister is at my place, and she’s playing animal crossing.
I helped her do the 30,000 bells cheat and she said, “It’s like I just got my income tax return.”
My boyfriend saw a picture of a new baby, and said, “Can it open it’s eyes yet?” in all seriousness.