"No, Grandma. I don’t think you want to watch Gran Torino."
— Me, after mouthing to my mom NOT to let her watch it. (via shelapse)
Sometimes public figures or whoever do really horrible shit. And we want to satirize them and stuff. People want to mock some politicians for being fat, or business moguls for being ugly. I think sometimes we feel that’s okay since they’re horrible people. Or whatever.
I’m telling you, when you…
This.
The Mai Comic from Free Comic Day
Written by Gene Yang and Art by Ryan Hill
Here it is in all its glory. ENJOY. And see if you can still snag a copy.
(via avataraang)
"Toilet paper is toilet paper as long as it isn’t sand paper."
— My dad (via shelapse)
(Source: mintyarisato, via shelapse)
Oh my god, this. THIS.
(Source: role-player-problems)
My boyfriend’s little sister is at my place, and she’s playing animal crossing.
I helped her do the 30,000 bells cheat and she said, “It’s like I just got my income tax return.”
My boyfriend saw a picture of a new baby, and said, “Can it open it’s eyes yet?” in all seriousness.
